Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Funny Video of the Day
Ok. I don't know if this will post right or not. But if the video doesn't show up, click the title of this posting... The link should direct you to youtube. THIS IS FUCKIN HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!
Monday, June 8, 2009
Cherish You Friends/Family/Co-Workers
Life... Life is so long but in the end it's so short. You see so many things through your years of living, breathing, working, traveling.
Today I lost a fellow co-worker. I am seriously upset. You wouldn't think while on the job that someone whom you don't go home with, vistit on the weekends, talk to on the phone or see during non office time that you would care about them. Mary Carroll, a co-worker of mine passed today. She was the most sweetest, loving woman I have ever known. Shes the type of person that reminds you of grandma. Maybe thats why I am so upset. Although I barely knew her, I still KNEW her. No mattter what was going on, she was always in a good, no, a GREAT mood. It could be a fucking hurricaine outside and she would be the most chipper person in the building.
My prayers go out to her and her family.
R.I.P Mary Carroll!
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Monday, June 1, 2009
WHY AM I MARRIED?
You have choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'
A young son asked, 'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?' Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'
Then there was a woman who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late.'
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!' Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive..'
A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death'
AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, 'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.' The blind man replies, 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.
Weekend Movie Review - Drag Me To Hell
Ok, I went out this weekend to check out the new movie "Drag Me to Hell". Interesting, VERY interesting. The movie begins with a young boy seeming to be either possessed or bothered by some type of demon or spirit. His family (mother and father) rush him to a psychics house to have him "cleansed" per say. The psychic fails, the demon beats up the psychic and the parents and flings the young lad over a railing dropping him onto the front foyer.
The psychic and parents rush to the edge of the railing where the boy fell and look down. The psychic apparently already knowing what happens next (I'm guessing because she was in the movie and knew the script) yells to the boy NOO! GET UP! Or something of that nature, but before the boy could move, the floor begins to shake and crack. Light, which appears to be fire from hell, can be seen through the cracks. The camera then shows the parents and psychic and shows them crying as the boy is being dragged down to hell... The psychic apparently un-bothered about what she just saw says, "We will meet again", talking to the demon that dragged the boy to hell.
Interesting right?
Well I don't want to ruin the rest of the movie for you, so go catch it. Its a PG13 movie, so I really thought it was going to suck. Didn't really have me jumping and screaming, it takes a little more than a shadow to do that... Accept for this one part when the old lady.. LOL. Ok. Just go catch the movie!
"Drag Me to Hell (2009)"
Where do you prefer the CUM to splat?!?
HA! This is crazy. This past weekend I hung out with my girl Erika. I had the pleasure of meeting a few of her causation friends. BOY ARE THEY A TRIP! They were having a conversation about sex and some how got on the topic of cum and where it goes. Some said on their stomach, some said on their back, some said on their chest or titties, then ONE brought up cumming on the face.
I don't know about you, but that's the LAST place I want cum to drop on me. My face is sacred grounds! NOTHING and I mean NOTHING of that nature must touch the skin of my face. LOL! Disgusting right?
I just really had to post that on my blog today.
The question is, WHERE do you prefer the cum to splat when having sex?
Be honest...
Friday, May 29, 2009
The Introduction of PBR!
Hello Everyone!! This is my first blog ever. Of course im on Facebook and Twitter, but you cant really do everything you want on there. So here's my chance to express my self (giving the middle finger) and say whats on my mind majority of the time.
I really didn't know what to put about my self on here, sooo I asked my girl Toya to help me out, and this is what she had to say:
Talk about yourself of course. Your friendly but distant........people think your aloof( like stuck-up) but your not your just in your own world........your unique, you never march to the beat of anyone's drum other than your own!! Your well put together ( u don't stink) lol.that kinda' stuff...........talk about your accomplishments and what not........and at the end ask them How you wanna act? lol
There you have it. That's kind of me in a nut shell. Basically I put it like this, if you know me then theres no need for a into.. If you don't then... Enjoy the ride mutha fukkas!!
(I hope my mom doesn't subscribe to my blog lol)
Friday Weekly Restaurant/Food Review: Restaurants going under New Management
Two restaurants that I faithfully eat at during my work week have gone under new management. They are Beijing Szechuan and Fuddruckers in Rockville MD.
Beijing Szechuan:
Before Beijing went under this drastic change their food use to be good. I mean you know how most Chinese/Japanese carryout’s are (in the hood or other parts of MD), they don’t change the grease. At Beijing Szechuan you could actually TASTE what you’re eating. You could tell the difference between General Tso’s chicken and Orange chicken, and the wings were actual wings although they weren’t seasoned.
So this is what happened. I decided to go there for lunch about a week or two ago, this is when I found of they were under new management. I ordered my regular which is the Szechuan Chicken w/steamed rice. Without looking at my food, which I really should have done, I left and scooted on back to work. Once I returned to work, I sat down, got my little cup of coke (sniff), and turned on Tyra (Toya and I love watching Tyra during our lunch break). So anyway, I open my food and WTF!! Carrots…Hundreds of thousands of millions of billions of tiny shredded carrots. So me being completely over the whole going back and asking them WTF is this shit, I begin scooping out all the carrots separating it from the other plethora of veggies and what I guess was suppose to be my chicken. Pissed? Yes! This isn’t even the half of it. That was strike ONE! Strike TWO and THREE has to do with their wings.
After that whole little carrot incident, I tried to give them the benefit of a doubt. About a week later I ordered three wings with fries. Now of course them being “New” they had the little drummet wings, not the flap flap wings (lol). Here’s where the problem arises. The wings were breaded, un-seasoned and oh yeah BURNT!!! Like how do you BURN wings and not notice it. This really pissed me off because I wasted my money. I threw that shit in the trash!
So if you’re ever in Rockville MD, Congressional Plaza and have a taste for Chinese…. Go up the street to some other restaurant... Beijing SUCKS!!!
Fuddruckers:
RUDDFUCKERS!!!! LOL! I use to always call them that when I was little.
Fuddruckers is one of the BEST burger joints in the DC Metropolitan area. Five Guys Burgers and Fries is number one!!!! But that’s another review on its own... Today, May 29, 2009, I decided to go to Fuddruckers for lunch. Now in the past I have been able to go in there order my food and leave right out, maybe waiting 5 or 8 minutes on my food. Today, I swear I was in there for like 20 minutes waiting for my food. They of course are under new management as well. I order the same thing every time I go to Fuddruckers. They new management SUCKS! By the way, they’re not customer friendly like the other staff use to be. The food is surprisingly still good. The condiments bar looks so much better with fresh EVERYTHING! I’m not saying the management is horrible or the restaurant because I would definitely visit them again, but they just need to speed up the service and be a little more glad they have customers in this so called recession period.
Beijing Szechuan:
Before Beijing went under this drastic change their food use to be good. I mean you know how most Chinese/Japanese carryout’s are (in the hood or other parts of MD), they don’t change the grease. At Beijing Szechuan you could actually TASTE what you’re eating. You could tell the difference between General Tso’s chicken and Orange chicken, and the wings were actual wings although they weren’t seasoned.
So this is what happened. I decided to go there for lunch about a week or two ago, this is when I found of they were under new management. I ordered my regular which is the Szechuan Chicken w/steamed rice. Without looking at my food, which I really should have done, I left and scooted on back to work. Once I returned to work, I sat down, got my little cup of coke (sniff), and turned on Tyra (Toya and I love watching Tyra during our lunch break). So anyway, I open my food and WTF!! Carrots…Hundreds of thousands of millions of billions of tiny shredded carrots. So me being completely over the whole going back and asking them WTF is this shit, I begin scooping out all the carrots separating it from the other plethora of veggies and what I guess was suppose to be my chicken. Pissed? Yes! This isn’t even the half of it. That was strike ONE! Strike TWO and THREE has to do with their wings.
After that whole little carrot incident, I tried to give them the benefit of a doubt. About a week later I ordered three wings with fries. Now of course them being “New” they had the little drummet wings, not the flap flap wings (lol). Here’s where the problem arises. The wings were breaded, un-seasoned and oh yeah BURNT!!! Like how do you BURN wings and not notice it. This really pissed me off because I wasted my money. I threw that shit in the trash!
So if you’re ever in Rockville MD, Congressional Plaza and have a taste for Chinese…. Go up the street to some other restaurant... Beijing SUCKS!!!
Fuddruckers:
RUDDFUCKERS!!!! LOL! I use to always call them that when I was little.
Fuddruckers is one of the BEST burger joints in the DC Metropolitan area. Five Guys Burgers and Fries is number one!!!! But that’s another review on its own... Today, May 29, 2009, I decided to go to Fuddruckers for lunch. Now in the past I have been able to go in there order my food and leave right out, maybe waiting 5 or 8 minutes on my food. Today, I swear I was in there for like 20 minutes waiting for my food. They of course are under new management as well. I order the same thing every time I go to Fuddruckers. They new management SUCKS! By the way, they’re not customer friendly like the other staff use to be. The food is surprisingly still good. The condiments bar looks so much better with fresh EVERYTHING! I’m not saying the management is horrible or the restaurant because I would definitely visit them again, but they just need to speed up the service and be a little more glad they have customers in this so called recession period.
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